Eldrazi Dating Sim

Why Howdy There!

As if the perils of high school romance aren't panic-inducing enough. Now the Lovecraftian Cosmic Horrors of Zendikar have come to supplement your romantic endeavors.

• Eldrazi (it's in the title)
• Four Routes (each gayer than the last)
• Fifteen Flying Squirrels
• YARGLE!!!
• Morophon's Homarid Tribal
• Thirty-Four Siege Rhinos in a Trenchcoat

• Literally Just Clicking
• And Reading Too
• Like, It's a Visual Novel, idk what you want from me
• And I Guess There are Some Choices as Well
• But It's Mostly Clicking and Reading

It's been over six years since @Diosboss made concept art for this idea. And since it looks like they're not going to actually go through with it, I've taken matters into my own hands. I definitely did yoink some of that original art tho so if you want royalties hmu ig. And really I would've commissioned professional art for this but I'm a broke college student so you'll just have to endure with my crayon scribbles (it adds to the charm).

And a small collection of disclaimers for y'all :)

Eldrazi Dating Sim is unofficial Fan Content permitted under the Fan Content Policy. Not approved/endorsed by Wizards. Portions of the materials used are property of Wizards of the Coast. ©Wizards of the Coast LLC.

Mature content. Nothing explicit, but there's profanity and Ulamog inserts a baguette into your asshole.

Skipping sometimes puts character sprites in the wrong position, idk it's a Ren'Py problem not me so have fun with that one.