The Mildly Entertaining Shenanigans of MS Paint Michael

Microsoft Paint Michael is trapped in a hotel with two bald men in spandex who want to dominate the world.
Solve puzzles, punch God in the face, and lay gaze upon a mildly concerning amount of pistachio shells in this poorly drawn puzzle adventure game.

It's not nearly as exciting as it sounds.

Made for the gotm jam #7, so if that's still relevant you can vote for me.

vote for me here if you're playing before August 11th (and if you liked the game, although that was a given)

Controls: A and D keys to move, hold LSHIFT to move but fast, everything else is relatively self explanatory.

talk to npcs multiple times
the big logic puzzle is optional
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